quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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