Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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