You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he shaved USA in his pubs
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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