nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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