I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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