Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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