just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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