Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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