she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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