hell yes lets make some ravioli
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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