I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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