just tell him i said nine months
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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