sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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