I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think my moral compass just broke
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