Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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