Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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