You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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