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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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