Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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