best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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