I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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