Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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