I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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