Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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