if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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