I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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