and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Its about making memories worth repressing
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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