I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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