my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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