My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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