Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
im holly from the hills drunk
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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