I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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