She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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