Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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