Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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