Whod you bang
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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