Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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