I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This is my gift to your gina
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT