I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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