Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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