I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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