I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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