Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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