i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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