So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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