how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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