I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
smell my finger.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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