I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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