He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Your topless pictures make me question reality
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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