i think i have herpe
just one?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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