It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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