is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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