and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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