I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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