What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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