That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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